Dude #1: “When do we get to see Megan Fox?”
Dude #2: “I dunno. The movie just started.” “Hey, why are those green and pink robots talking black?”
Dude #1: “I dunno. But more importantly, where is Megan Fox?”
“Oh wait, there she is on a….bike…..humina…..humina….humina.”
Dude #2: “Humina….humina….humina.” *drool*
Dude #1: “Woah, check it out dude. That toaster totally turned into a robot and blew up his house. That was awesome, hur.”
Dude #2: “Why are the robots after him?”
Dude #1: “Because they put some thingy in his brain I guess that makes him smart.”
Dude #2: “Pinky and the Brain? Dude, that cartoon was kewl…hee hee.”
Dude #1: “Not Pinky and the Brain, dumbass. Thingy IN his brain.”
Dude #2: “Megan Foxxx……Wait, he’s leavin’ her. He’s goin’ to college. DOES THAT MEAN SHE’S NOT IN TEH MOVIE ANYMORE?! NOO.”
Dude #1: “Dude, this sucks.”
Dude #2: “Yeah, it sucks balls, dude.”
Dude #1: “Wow, the chicks in this college are pretty hot though.” “Man, I wish my college had chicks this hot.” “Hey look the mom just smoked some pot ‘n’ she didn’t know *snrk*.”
Dude #2: “Hur. Hur. That’s awesome.”
Dude #1: “Where’s Megan?”
Dude #2: “I dunno, but that hot blonde is totally tryin’ to do ‘im.”
Dude #1: “Why?”
Dude #2: “I dunno. HOLY CRAP she’s actually the chick from Terminator 3. I didn’t know that was comin’! AWESOME.”
Dude #1: “Why are those robots fighting? I can’t tell who’s who.”
Dude #2: “Um, the guys with the blue eyes are the good guys and the guys with the red eyes are the bad guys.”
Dude #1: “But why are they fighting?”
Dude #2: “I dunno. Look Megan Fox is back. Yesssss…”
Dude #1: “Check it out, that little robot is humping her leg ‘n’ shit.”
Dude #2: “I wanna be that robot, hee hee.” “That’s awesome.”
Dude #1: “Hee hee, that old robot farted.”
Dude #2: “Hee hee.”
Dude #1: “Hur hur.”
Dude #2: “Look, they’re fighting again.” “Look, its military dudes, they look cool.”
Dude #1: “Here come the JORDANIANS!”
Dude #2: “Hee hee, that big one has a set of balls.”
Dude #1: “That’s AWESOME. OhmygodMeganisrunning.”
Dude #2: “Oh God……I can’t take anymore…….she’s running in SLOW MOTION this is so hot….”
Dude #1: “HAWT…”
Dude #2: “Why are the robots fighting again?”
Dude #1: I dunno. Oh man he got to kiss Megan Fox…..
Dude #1 and 2: AWESOME!!!!!!
You pretty much summed up the whole movie right there. LOL
ReplyDeletethe jordanians have big balls?
ReplyDelete^ LOL. No. There's a giant Transformer who has two wrecking balls for a scrotum in the movie. Seriously!
ReplyDeleteC'mon we all know I'm HOTTER than megan fox is :P
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