A Movie That May Make Transformers 2 Look Like A Masterpiece

Please don't bother going to see this piece of shit this weekend. I'm pretty sure it's nothing more than an evil social experiment by Hollywood executives to figure out how much money they can make without having to come up with things like special effects, a plot, etc. I'm serious. This movie is MST3K material if it wasn't for its lead star, Megan Fox. She should just go do porn. She'd probably make a lot more money.