Friday, November 12

Star Wars: Bad Covers Unleashed


It's bad enough this game got lousy reviews. Does it have to have a shitty cover as well? Darth Vader looks utterly embarrassed to even be a part of this debacle behind that helmet of his. It's honestly an insult to take on that dork as an apprentice for the dark side to begin with. The only question that remains is this; was he just kicked in the nuts or is his underwear on too tight? Perhaps he has a nasty crotch rash he desperately needs to itch. Or perhaps he has backed up matter in his stool. Is Exlax available in a galaxy far, far away?

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