National Kenographic: Issue #1 The Playstation Network Crisis

This week on National Kenographic, we explore the current Playstation Network crisis. What was once a lovely gathering center and place of thriving commerce has now become a community chock full of an angry, displeased populace. The outrage has caused many to riot and revolt in the streets as Sony President Kaz Hirai makes attempts to quell the uprising.


For the past several months, Sony has made attempts to stymie efforts of revolt, but as time draws near, patience grows ever more short and relief and aid are needed to Network victims.

" I assure you, we have at least three people working on this crisis!" -Kaz Hirai to National Kenographic

“ I tried to log into PSN for a month and now it’s been a month and I can’t even get into the PS Store! Damn you, Kaz Hirai! Damn you SONY!” cried one victim of the famine. Many in the world are providing humanitarian aid to the victims of the PSN crash, including the Walk To End PSN Hunger Organization.




“There are people in the world starving, people dying in wars, but dammit, more importantly, people need their Playstation Store BACK up and running! I feel so horrible for these people. So our organization walks to provide relief to those victims.” said community organizer Connie Artest.

President Kaz Hirai has promised all those victims a care package for continued support during this terrible crisis. UN and Humanitarian organizations are all working feverishly to get these care packages out by the end of May. We hope at National Kenographic, that this can only be true.

Hirai promises a welcome back care package for disaster victims.

In other related news, Donald Trump has decided to run as President of SCEI. “The people have a right to know the status of their Playstation Network. This company has become a joke.” Trump said. “Why doesn’t Kaz Hirai release the hacker records or provide the new security certificate. I don’t understand why he can’t provide that and we can put all of this nonsense behind us and focus on what really matters.”





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