Saturday, December 19

Now you can "Draw" on the go!

Yup, FF8 is now available on PSN for download. Now for only the low, low price of $9.99 can you draw endless magic from the same goddamned enemy over and over and over! Thrilling! Don't forget it's exciting ability to amaze with awesome cool weaponry like the GUNBLADE! Yes, now you too can waste a bullet on an enemy up close thereby negating the ENTIRE PURPOSE of using a gun! Don't waste time folks, this is a limited offer so get your Final Fantasy 8 on TODAY!

Friday, December 18

A small Disney fanboy plea.

If you haven't done so yet, please, please, please for the love of God go watch The Princess and the Frog in theaters sometime. Not necessarily because I think it's such a great movie (it is but that's beside the point), but rather because if this movie grosses well Disney might actually make even more 2D films and that's a good thing. They've been stuck in crappy 3D cartoon hell for several years thanks to the utter failure of Treasure Planet and perhaps they can finally return to prominence and maybe Jeffery Katzenberg will light a fire in his ass and create something quality like The Prince of Egypt instead of this "furry little critters get into madcap hijinx" nonsense we've all been subjected to for nearly a decade and finally leave this pathetic blight on American animation behind. I'm serious. Shrek FOUR is on it's way sometime next year. Be afraid. They'll keep making this horseshit too if you don't show them that 2D movies can still make money.

Wednesday, December 16

Dante's Inferno Demo

So the latest demo up on the PSN is Dante's Inferno and I managed to play a little bit of it. Just like most every other game EA makes, it seems okay, but ultimately fails to achieve what made the games it's based on so fun. In short, Dante's Inferno is a knock off of God of War, nearly apeing that game right down to the button configuration. It's not a bad game but with GOW III around the corner there's really no reason to get it. Why settle for a cheap steak when you can have a porterhouse? Know what I mean? Sigh, EA couldn't come up with an original idea to save their ass anymore, which is why I never buy any of their games. Oh well.

Wednesday, December 9

Too tired to think up a clever title...

Folks, they've managed to encase the power of Benadryl into DVD form. Trouble sleeping? No problem! Pop this sucker in and get that well deserved nights rest. You've earned it.

Well, it's not a terrible movie, per se, but everyone in the theater I went to to go see it all looked like one of those episodes of Sailor Moon where everyone was getting the energy drained out of them by the end of it.



Maybe fans of the books will enjoy it but I just found it to be fucking boring. I miss the lighthearted Harry Potter personally.





Thursday, December 3

I'm selling a Limited Edition copy of Demon's Souls.

For all parties who are interested, I'm selling off my copy for $40. I figured I'd make a good offer to my friends before going the Ebay/Amazon route. That's half the purchase price brand new and I promise it's in near perfect condition. Primarily because it spent 90% of the two months that I've had it sitting on my shelf. I'm afraid the game is entirely too damned beastly for me to bother to ever continue to play it. Maybe one of you out there will have better luck. In any case, if anyone is interested email me here.....

kenolabar@hotmail.com

And we'll do buisness.


UPDATE (Dec 7): $old!!! Thanks for playing!